What The Forecast?!!

Get brutally honest weather forecasts with What The Forecast?!!, the Android weather app that tells you exactly how miserable conditions really are outside — without sugarcoating the truth.

Tired of bland weather apps that hide the real conditions behind corporate speak? What The Forecast cuts through the noise with over 9,600 completely obnoxious phrases that capture the genuine mood of the weather. Whether it's time to crawl back into bed or accept defeat until tomorrow, this app delivers honest meteorological commentary you'll actually want to read.

Accuracy meets attitude. Powered by highly accurate weather data from AerisWeather, you get real-time reporting backed by serious forecasting tech. Check hourly forecasts for the next 48 hours or plan ahead with 10-day daily forecasts. Stay alert with NOAA weather warnings and alerts that actually matter. Every forecast comes with detailed descriptions of the weather terms used, so you understand exactly what's happening outside.

Customize your experience completely. Adjust Hot, Cold, and Dew Point thresholds to fine-tune how the app describes conditions in your region. Choose your language with U.S. Fahrenheit or international Celsius units. Control the tone with switchable profanity settings — On for full unfiltered effect, Some for moderation, or Off for family-friendly forecasts. Hear your weather summary aloud using built-in Text-to-Speech technology.

Beyond basic forecasts, dig into specialized health and activity indices: Air Quality, Arthritis, Migraine, Sinus, Cold/Flu, Bee pollen, Campfire smoke, Golf conditions, Outdoor activities, Swimming, and Biking suitability. Check the moon phase for planning outdoor adventures. Enjoy dynamic backgrounds that shift with the season and current conditions, or select from solid colors and custom photos in Settings.

Share your hilariously honest forecasts directly to Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, and more. Let your friends know exactly what you think about today's weather — their reactions will be priceless.

What The Forecast won the 2018 People's Choice Webby Award and earned a spot in Google Play's "Best of 2017" as one of the top 5 new apps. Stop settling for generic weather reporting and experience meteorology with personality.